Watch: Kelly Clarkson Sings Tinder Profiles

ICYMI, Tinder is having a tough time of it lately. Vanity Fair published a scathing longread on how the app is essentially killing romantic relationships, which the dating app did not take kindly to. In fact, they took to Twitter and had a bit of a look-at-me meltdown. And now they’ve reached the pinnacle of ridicule. An American chat show has asked Kelly Clarkson to sing the profiles of some users. And it is glorious because Kelly Clarkson is a wonder. (When can we start blasting her Christmas album?)

Some of the pretty depressing lines Kelly sets to catchy music includes: ?Alvin, 32, I have a foot fetish and willing to pay for your mani pedi nails and worship your feet?, ?Justine, 25, I love my hairless cat, baking cookies & smoking blunts?, and this charmer: ?Bobby, 30, I’m going to China for a month. I’m looking to slip it in to something before I leave. Swipe right.?