Thoughts On The Hollywood Home Calvin Harris Is Selling?

It seems as if everytime we invoke the name of Calvin Harris around these here parts, its always in association with his girlfriend and snowman-making partner Taylor Swift. Well, this time?round, the private life speculation is of a less histrionic note.?We’re just freaking out over the ridiculously suave LA home he has put on the market.

Situated in the Hollywood Hills, of course, this over-4000 square feet home – the entire property is 10,000 square feet – is on the market for nearly $10 million. Four bedrooms, seven bathrooms, an infinity pool, car parking for up to ten cars, a private cinema, and a guesthouse – sounds like a steal, right? Calvin bought the property for a cool $7 million a few years ago and looks set to make a very wise profit, Marie Claire reports.

Here are our favourite snaps from the Zillow listing.

I know you’re like THAT VIEW or THOSE WATER FEATURES. However, we’d advise you to swing that gaze left and look at the barbeque.

On the one hand, Chris Hemsworth and Tom Hiddleston in HD. On the other, what is up with the ice cream cone? That isn’t art.

Another exterior shot to show you how much money there can be in EDM.

Is this a sauna or a steam room? I’m too poor-in-comparison to tell the difference.

Enough room to swing all of Taylor’s cats.

Again with the views. Almost obscenely Hollywood.

This bedroom is bigger than most Irish classrooms.

“You chilly? I can get you a blanket? Or a room of fire?”

See more of Calvin’s soon-to-be former home here.