Stick the kettle on and catch up with the world.
Beware the fire furries.
A concise argument for copy editors. pic.twitter.com/n6yuGkIqb3
— Naomi Schalit (@Naomi_Schalit) August 9, 2017
We’re at the “how to survive a nuclear attack" phase of the Trump presidency. Fantastic. https://t.co/q7inEfmVMn
— Imani Gandy Cane 🎅🏿🎄🕯 (@AngryBlackLady) August 9, 2017
The Irish team are off to a winning start in the Women's Rugby World Cup with a 19-17 win over Australia.
— Deep ‘n Crisp ‘n Yven (@yvonnejudge) August 9, 2017
— Hozier (@Hozier) August 9, 2017
The fossilizied cranium of a 13 million year old infant ape has been discovered in Kenya.
— nature (@nature) August 9, 2017
In an interview with GQ, Liam Gallagher accidentally referred to A$AP Rocky as WhatsApp Ricky.
Liam Gallagher thought asap rocky's name was whatsapp ricky hahahahahahaha pic.twitter.com/kOcfNdtLVu
— 🧟♂️ (@Stevenlee555) August 8, 2017
20% of parenting is...
A good 20% of parenting is gambling how much stuff you can throw away without the kids noticing
— Shannon Hale (@haleshannon) August 3, 2017
At least 35% of parenting is eating food your kids threw a fit to get and then decided was gross
— 🦖🎄crystal🎄🦕 (@crystalkei) July 6, 2017
78% of parenting is telling kids to "put your shoes on"
— Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️🌈 (@craiguito) August 5, 2017