Guilty Kid Swears He Did NOT Eat A Cupcake

Ease yourself into Monday morning with this video of an adorable little boy named Jack who swears on everything that’s important to him that he did not eat a cupcake. Nope. Not even a little sneaky nibble. And you just know he’s telling the truth because look at that face, innocence never lies goddammit.

Top marks to his dad for maintaining his interrogatory composure throughout. That’ll be a story for the 21st birthday party and the ensuing fatherly wedding speech.