10 Tweets To Start Your Day: Wednesday 2nd Of August

Stick the kettle on and catch up with the world.

We hope you didn’t throw out your old boobs because guess what! We are so glad to announce that the New York Post have broken the story on the return of boobs. We missed them so much when they were gone. It’s been a difficult period for us all, but with continued support, tolerance and compassion, boobs persisted. Don’t worry if you did throw out your boobs from the last time you heard?they were out of fashion, your mom probably has an old pair you can borrow from the 80’s, or there’s tons of YouTube tutorials out there for how to DIY your own!

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/892450068011397124

Boobs aren’t the only trend to come back around the fashion roundabout. Turns out fidget spinners are thousands of years old too.

https://twitter.com/pardesoteric/status/892084263868284930

"there is nothing new under the sun." – King Solomon

Even our cynicism is classical https://t.co/JB9U9Qu2bb

— The Caffeine Cleric, The Bard of Brew (@Maggie4Beers) August 1, 2017

Another reason to be grateful that there was no phones when you were growing up.

I think it's safe to say my mom doesn't trust me pic.twitter.com/67fUqUBUpI

— Kaelyn (@kaelyned) July 29, 2017

Have you ever sent a date a PowerPoint of date ideas?

https://twitter.com/velzzb/status/892151428978020352

https://twitter.com/velzzb/status/892166307021553665

https://twitter.com/velzzb/status/892151455804788737

In honour of Anthony Scaramucci, people are tweeting about the shortest jobs they ever worked.

https://twitter.com/adamweinstein/status/892121447384178689

One week at a pizza place, showed up for work, it had burnt down and nobody called me. ?? https://t.co/fJOEZTsNRL

— Paulina Ganucheau (@PlinaGanucheau) August 1, 2017

https://twitter.com/therealhennessy/status/892181232338993153

Happy Humpday! Have a great week.