By Holly O'Neill
02nd Aug 2017
02nd Aug 2017
LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 24: Rihanna attends the "Valerian And The City Of A Thousand Planets" European Premiere at Cineworld Leicester Square on July 24, 2017 in London, England. (Photo by Tim P. Whitby/Getty Images)
Stick the kettle on and catch up with the world.
We hope you didn’t throw out your old boobs because guess what! We are so glad to announce that the New York Post have broken the story on the return of boobs. We missed them so much when they were gone. It’s been a difficult period for us all, but with continued support, tolerance and compassion, boobs persisted. Don’t worry if you did throw out your boobs from the last time you heard?they were out of fashion, your mom probably has an old pair you can borrow from the 80’s, or there’s tons of YouTube tutorials out there for how to DIY your own!
Boobs are back in a big way https://t.co/aR1wVGxgFz pic.twitter.com/qcJ3ejZPKr
— New York Post (@nypost) August 1, 2017
Boobs aren’t the only trend to come back around the fashion roundabout. Turns out fidget spinners are thousands of years old too.
https://twitter.com/pardesoteric/status/892084263868284930
"there is nothing new under the sun." – King Solomon
Even our cynicism is classical https://t.co/JB9U9Qu2bb
— 31 Flavors of Salty (@Maggie4Beers) August 1, 2017
Another reason to be grateful that there was no phones when you were growing up.
I think it's safe to say my mom doesn't trust me pic.twitter.com/67fUqUBUpI
— Kaelyn (@kaelyned) July 29, 2017
Have you ever sent a date a PowerPoint of date ideas?
A guy asked me on a date today & said "any suggestions where to go?".
Because I'm a full time weirdo I sent him a PowerPoint of ideas.
— Ben (@velzzb) July 31, 2017
Options 2&3 pic.twitter.com/CMJvYMivxl
— Ben (@velzzb) July 31, 2017
He blocked me.
— Ben (@velzzb) July 31, 2017
In honour of Anthony Scaramucci, people are tweeting about the shortest jobs they ever worked.
https://twitter.com/adamweinstein/status/892121447384178689
One week at a pizza place, showed up for work, it had burnt down and nobody called me. ?? https://t.co/fJOEZTsNRL
— Paulina Ganucheau (@PlinaGanucheau) August 1, 2017
got so drunk at the club the night before I started a new job that I forgot I had a job https://t.co/Pl1DNQivMr
— Jayson Musson (@therealhennessy) August 1, 2017
Happy Humpday! Have a great week.
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