Kim Kardashian on being odd and self-centred shocker!
Don't get us wrong, we love Kim and the whole Kardashian klan. Many a Saturday afternoon has been spent recovering slack-jawed in front of a television as Kris loses her mind in that impeccable kitchen and Kylie and Kendall just stand around in the background not writing their recently published co-authored novel.
However the latest news emerging from the media circus that is Kimye is possibly the weirdest yet. If you were watching last Sunday's Keeping Up With The Kardashians you're probably still a bit ?That happened?? Kim was in Thailand recently on her seems-to-be constant holidays. The reality television star is in the midst of creating a 'selfie book? for her husband Kanye West. While shooting a photo on the beach in a gold bikini - see above - she asked her assistant to ?Get the sand on my ass.? For some gif-tastic illustrations of the whole event get thee to Buzzfeed. Also, if you can't manage to get away this Bank Holiday weekend we recommend avoiding Kim's Instagram.
The moral of the story? Tuesday is too early to be complaining about your job when some people's daily tasks include rubbing sand on their employer's ass.
Jeanne Sutton @jeannedesutun