We could write any collection of words here and it really wouldn't matter because you're sure as hell not going to read it when we tell you that below you'll find the brand new trailer for the sequel to the brilliant Magic Mike, this time called Magic Mike XXL.
Channing Tatum and all the gang are back and better than ever. We're particularly thrilled to hear the return of the song that defined the original, Pony by Ginuwine. Get yourself set for lots of oil, six packs and provocative dance moves that'd have your granny turning in her grave. From the folk at Warner Bros - "Picking up the story three years after Mike bowed out of the stripper life at the top of his game, ?Magic Mike XXL? finds the remaining Kings of Tampa likewise ready to throw in the towel. But they want to do it their way: burning down the house in one last blow-out performance in Myrtle Beach, and with legendary headliner Magic Mike sharing the spotlight with them. On the road to their final show, with whistle stops in Jacksonville and Savannah to renew old acquaintances and make new friends, Mike and the guys learn some new moves and shake off the past in surprising ways."
Also starring Joe Manganiello, Matt Bomer, Gabriel Iglesias, Elizabeth Banks,Donald, Amber, Andie MacDowell, Jada Pinkett Smith and Michael Strahan.
Thank God for Channing Tatum, right?
In cinemas July 31st (*pens into diary*), directed by Gregory Jacobs.