Stick the kettle on and catch up with the world.
Trump has launched a "real news" programme on Facebook hosted by his daughter in law who will discuss his accomplishments every week. Blessed Be The Fruit.
WATCH: New feature from the Trump camp...weekly updates on POTUS' accomplishments in videos featuring his daughter-in-law Lara Trump. pic.twitter.com/0KQkCedMGa
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) July 30, 2017
Donald Trump has actually started his own news show called "Real News" hosted by Lara Trump, lol America is a basket case
— #FuckDonaldTrump🇸🇾 (@PoliticsOTM) August 2, 2017
Your first look at the Will & Grave revival, which returns September 28th! Is it me or do they all look the exact same?
— Entertainment Weekly (@EW) August 2, 2017
— Jean-Maxime Renault (@J_M_Renault) August 2, 2017
Kids are mean.
Caught two teenagers on my train pointing at me giggling "Oh my GOD that woman is LITERALLY putting crisps in her sandwich" pic.twitter.com/JXRLqPUCFF
— Jen McGinley (@jen__mcginley) July 28, 2017
What would you put on an Irish tshirt though.
— Matt Harris (@mattfharris) August 2, 2017
You think this is unique? Think this makes you special? America's been doing this shit to ourselves since 1776. pic.twitter.com/tnlEb3IfQT
— Joseph Boston (@JosephBoston12) August 2, 2017
According to The Hollywood Reporter, Trump was in talks to play the President in Sharknado 3 but lost the role to Mark Cuban.
— Hollywood Reporter (@THR) August 2, 2017
Trump was in ‘talks’ to play the President in “Sharknado 3,” but the guys making a movie about flying sharks didn't find it realistic.
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) August 2, 2017
Finally, we hope you get a dog on your commute home.
DOG ON MY BUS! DOG ON MY BUS! DOG ON MY BUS! DOG ON MY BUS! DOG ON MY BUS! DOG ON MY BUS! DOG ON MY BUS! DOG ON MY BUS! DOG ON MY BUS! pic.twitter.com/RNxo8T3G84
— gay wine aunt (@divydogs) July 30, 2017