EVERYTHING IS BETTER NOW!
Not only is Dry January over, but Beyonc? is pregnant with twins, the IMAGE.ie whatsapp group exploded, and a shining beacon of escapism has emerged in the midst of the apocalypse.
As IMAGE’s Digital Director Ellie Balfe put it, “It’s like she did it to save us all from the Trump doom. What a hero.”
Although an evil empire might be forming, at least our Queen is pregnant with twins. The picture was uploaded 14 hours ago and is already the most liked Instagram photograph of all time, currently on 7.4 million likes.
Let the records show that from now on, ultra-sound pictures don’t make the cut anymore when announcing your pregnancy – you must kneel with a floral wreath in lingerie.
Names are coming. Memes are coming. But for now, the greatest reactions on Twitter are here.
BeyTWICE. Get it? GET IT?
everyone: the world is in a down spiral and we Trump will…
me: BUT BEYONCÉ IS PREGNANT WITH TWINS
— isaiah (@actuallyisaiah) February 1, 2017
Devil: Imma give America a Trump presidency
God: Imma give America not one, but TWO more Beyonce babies
— Doctor of Himbology (@kimbo_slice1222) February 1, 2017
Beyonce stressing me idk what I'm wearing to the baby shower ?
— Dontae’ Shumpert (@DontaeShakir) February 1, 2017
me: this is hopeless. there is nothing left worth fighting for
*finds out beyoncé is having twins*
— jade (@BacklineNurse) February 1, 2017
BEYONCÉ'S TWINS FOR PRESIDENT 2056
— baddie mendorf (@mmmandorf) February 1, 2017
Sorry professor I can't make it to class, our lord and savior Beyoncé is pregnant and I will be observing this holy day
— belen (@cloudiabelen) February 1, 2017
Happy Beyonc? everyone and may God continue to bless the United Beyonc? fans of Twitter.