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How To Nail Your Holiday Snaps On Instagram, Courtesy Of Taylor Swift And Calvin Harris


by IMAGE
16th Mar 2016
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Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris are hot, tanned, rich, currently on holidays (like seriously, poor them, they NEVER get to switch off) and they want us all to know about it. Having just recently celebrated their one year anniversary, which, for world famous celebrities, is almost as successful as a 40 year marriage in our mere peasant world, the two jetted off to some unnamed paradise island to work on their Instagram game, of course.

Rather than chill out and enjoy each other’s company away from prying eyes, these superstars know a good Insta opportunity when they get it, and boy did they get it, and share it, again, and again, and again. So, while you clack away on your keyboard, toasting to the fact that it’s hump day (but look, tomorrow is Paddy’s Day so it’s already like a mini-Friday), let Taylor and Calvin take you on a journey of sandy beaches, turquoise waters, hot bods and some nauseating puppy love thrown in for good measure.

We’re just thrilled for the two of them; thrilled.

They didn’t do much by way of engaging captions, so we’re going to add our own in instead, as a ‘nailing Instagram’ guide.

‘Taylor, demonstrating just the right amount of bend you need in your left knee for that highly sought after perky bottom pic.’

‘No holiday photo is Instagram ready without palm trees, god dammit, views of a nearby tropical island, and if the sand has even one other footprint visible, you may as well pack your bags and go home.’

‘Oh, who’s that? You’re taking a photo of us? Let me just tense my abs before we hop on our perfectly positioned jet skis.’

‘Only I get to call him by his real name.’

Taylor Swift + Adam Wiles

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‘Again, ladies, never find yourself in a photo where both feet are placed firmly on the ground. Kick those toes back in sheer delight.’

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